buttlicked:

There are tears coming from my eyes

confusedtree:

utopia-shangrila:

confusedtree:

In French, you don’t say “hello”, you say “bonjour”. I love that. That’s a totally different word. French people are fucking idiots.

Of course it’s a different word, it’s a different language AND a different culture. What would you expect? American people are fucking morons.

SURPRISE

HAHAHAHA

KNOW YOUR ENEMY, FUCKTRUCK

fitter-than-before:

skinnyfitandsexy:

jojoworksout:

skinny-alcoholic:

jojoworksout:

Wow, this is thought provoking.

Okay this might seem random, but you know what pisses me off:

When men (I’m not talking about all men, just men I’ve heard say it) look at pictures of stick thin models and say, “Ew, I like curves on a woman! Bones are for dogs!” blah blah blah blah.

But by curves they mean “a tiny waist and toned legs but a huge ass and boobs”. It is so much easier to just exercise yourself down to a thin/toned body than it is to have a giant ass and boobs AND a tight tummy. They think they’re being progressive by saying Kate Upton is more attractive than Keira Knightley and they’re not. They’re not not not. It’s just promoting another equally unattainable beauty standard. >80

AGREED, 100%

seriously !! ^^^^

^^ god bless this, 

jaackles:

i just used my dads deoderant that smells like a fucking rugged wild expedition i feel the need to go kill a man 

#the boy who stayed at school over christmas break because his best friend didn’t have a home

67-chevy-tardis:

we-are-his-army:

I FUCKING MISS BOBBY
I FUCKING MISS ELLEN
I FUCKING MISS GABRIEL
I FUCKING MISS MEG
I FUCKING MISS ADAM
I FUCKING MISS FUCKING SATAN
I FUCKING MISS EVERYONE OKAY

You know you’re in the spn fandom when you fuckin miss SATAN

sheisfartoofondofbooks:

I didn’t choose the fandom life.

The fandom life broke into my house in the middle of the night and said “Dad’s on a hunting trip, and hasn’t been home in a few days.”

thedailydean:

i-can-ship-it-i-can-fix-it:

phoenix-run:

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

deduction-to-seduction:

Okay

can

we

just

take

a

moment

to

discuss

how

fucking

ridiculously

impossible

jensen

ackles

eyes

are

I

mean

come

on

fanfiction green.

U

Reblogging because unf.

mytoecold:

A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it. 

I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”

I wrote this:

Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.

Love,

Drew 

sexercizes:

zzabigailscissorhands:

megan-draws-stuff:

little-babytooth:

because your dashboard needs a merman.

yes it does thank you

Thank you kind citizen it needed tha

hardcorejammies:

beyonce once told all the single ladies to put their hands up

here goes nothing

wait whats this?

omg

THANKS BEYONCE!